An update? That actually justifies use of the ‘3DS’ tag?
The Sun newspaper have undertaken a scientific experiment, probing the safety of the 3DS.
Jorgen: It’s my testicles, doctor, I found a lump on them.
Doctor: Well, that could be very serious. Pop your trousers and pants off and let’s take a look.
Jorgen: What do you think doctor?
Doctor: Yes, your testicles ARE very swollen. When was the last time you emptied them?
Jorgen: Oh heavens! Doctor Cooper, I…
Doctor: My prescription is SUCK MUMMY’S FINGER!
Doctor: Make it wet, next it’s going UP YOUR DICK!
Sometimes we feel we go too far.
We assume there was a scene where they moved out to the car, and the cross eyes indicate Dr Cooper is below frame receiving the vinegar shot. Maybe they were just in the car, with no continuity, doing a different position all of a sudden. Porns do that sometimes, presumably when they get kicked out of a location before having filmed the cum-shot.
Just one more image left, you can do it!
“Seriously though Jorgen,” the doctor said softly, tugging the last globules of semen from the man’s phallus, letting the droplets fall, like snowflakes onto her ample bosom, “this could be testicular microlithiasis. Come back on Monday for a test.”
Also, is he playing it whilst walking down the street?
Here’s a link to their factually questionable article, which by acknowledging, frees us from facing any potential litigious action. Hopefully.